Ape Viruses? What!?!?!?

Ape Threat Level: Yellow. I've got some alarming news that the apes could use against us. Read on.

I was doing some ape threat research the other day when I stumbled upon this little story. That's right, great ape diseases are a serious threat to humans. Why? Because apes are similar to us (unfortunately).

It all starts making sense now. There are ape suicide virus bombers attacking us. These crazed animals are cultivating diseases in themselves to transfer to humans as just one way to take us down.

Look at HIV. It is believed to originate in primates. It kills humans. The apes have used it against us. In fact, it looks like the Star Tribune is reporting that apes may be re-using this tactic.

Why stop at HIV though if you are the apes. I bet they have been developing a whole bunch of biological weapon diseases to destroy us. There's no doubt in my mind that one of the most prevalent diseases out there, TLS (tired leg syndrome), can also be traced back to the apes...