Ape Escape!!!

Ape Threat Level: Red. There was an oranguntan escape at a zoo over in Australia. The apes want to get fighty!

Just a quick update. Over in Australia, a orangutan escaped from its enclosure. The zoo had to be evacuated. This is one dangerous human-hater.

Apparently, it used a pretty impressive plan to escape from its holding cell. I don't like the sound of this at all. Could this mean the apes are already evolving? I don't know.

I'll be sure to stay updated on this story!